Thursday, September 30, 2010

Funny Politics - Wacky Washington Health Care Emporium Commercial

GM Rap,LOL

Jaguar C-X75


Jaguar launched its latest model concept car at the Paris Motor show on Thursday. It is a hybrid electric sports car capable of more than 200mph. The C-X75 follows the successful launch of the luxury car maker' s XF and XJ models.
See more here

Anti-Caucasian Tirade by NY's Village Voice.


The Village Voice printed a racist tirade against white people.

White America Has Lost Its Mind

The white brain, beset with worries, finally goes haywire in spectacular fashion
By Steven Thrasher
"The brains of white folks had been humming along cogently for near on 400 years on this continent, with little sign that any serious trouble was brewing. White people, after all, had managed to invent a spiffy new form of self-government so that all white men (and, eventually, women) could have a say in how white people were taxed and governed. White minds had also nearly universally occupied just about every branch of that government and, for more than two centuries, had kept sole possession of the leadership of its executive branch (whose parsonage, after all, is called the White House)."

WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! IT'S MINE

Funny Spoof on Grayson


Congressman Alan Grayson cut up a speech by his opponent Daniel Webster to make it seem like Webster supported something that Webster adamantly opposed. Well Townhall did a cut job on Grayson as a goof.

See they Grayson ad here.

Tony Curtis, R.I.P.


Actor Tony Curtis Died
The Oscar-nominated actor died Wednesday evening of cardiac arrest at home in the Las Vegas-area city of Henderson, Clark County Coroner Mike Murphy said Thursday. He was 85.
Born Bernard Schwartz, on June 3, 1925, in New York City, the eldest of three sons of a tailor, Manuel, and a shopkeeper, Helen Schwartz.
See more here

Some of his co-stars
Marilyn Monroe

Natalie Wood
Janet Leigh, His 1st wife

Piper Laurie

Fed mandate costs city $27 Million

Feds are demanding that New York City change its 250,900 street signs
from the all-caps style used for more than a century to ones that capitalize only the first letters.
Changing BROADWAY to Broadway will save lives, the Federal Highway Administration contends in its updated Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices, citing improved readability.
At $110 per sign, it will also cost the state $27.6 million, city officials said.(Explain to me how many lives will be saved? Explain to me how Broadway is safer than BROADWAY?)
See more here
If there are budget deficits, shouldn't governments determine what is "Nice to have" as opposed to "Have to have"?

Reporter Fred Dicker goes nutso on Palladino

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy


Wednesday, September 29, 2010

I welcome all "Legal" immigrants Mr.President.

If they come thru the front door, "Come on in"
But if they are pushing in the back door, sneaking over the fence, and breaking our laws, they are not a source of economic growth.
They are a drain.
This country survives, thrives, because of immigrants and their offspring. Illegal immigrants are a net drain on resources.
Since you keep saying immigrants Mr.President, I assume we are in agreement.
Mr.President, ENFORCE OUR LAWS ! ! !

MMMMMMM BACON ! ! ! !


BACON-FILLED WAFFLES with CHILI-SPICED FRIED APPLES

for the waffles:
1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
1/2 cup cornstarch
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 1/2 cups buttermilk
1/2 cup milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract or vanilla bean paste
12 tablespoons canola oil
2 large eggs separated
2 tablespoons sugar
1/3 cup crumbled cooked bacon
Canola oil spray

for chili-fried apples:
3 1/2 tablespoons bacon drippings or grease
4 crisp tart apples, peeled, cored and cut into thick slices
1/4 cup raw, brown or maple sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon Aleppo pepper flakes
Aleppo pepper flakes and maple syrup for serving/garnish

FOR WAFFLES: Heat your oven to 200 degrees F. and plug in your waffle iron and start it heating.

Whisk the dry ingredients together thoroughly except for the sugar and bacon in a large mixing bowl. Set aside.

Whisk together the milks, vanilla, canola oil and egg yolks in a large measuring cup or batter bowl until well combined.

In another bowl, whisk the egg whites until they form soft peaks. Sprinkle the sugar over them and continue whisking until they form fairly stiff peaks.

Blend together the liquid into the dry ingredients until they are just combined. Do not overmix.

Fold in the egg whites.

Spray your waffle iron well with canola oil spray. Fill the iron with scoops of batter without overfilling the iron. Sprinkle with an even layer of bacon bits. Close waffle iron and cook as directed.

When baked, remove from iron, cut into fourths along guidelines and lay in oven on racks in a single layer to crisp up. (You can also crisp them in the toaster as I directed in the post and then hold them in a single layer in the oven. This works a bit better in my opinion.)

Serve topped with fried apples and a bit of maple syrup.

FOR CHILI-SPICED FRIED APPLES: Heat your bacon drippings or grease over a medium flame in a skillet or frying pan. Add apples in a single layer and cook, stirring, until they soften to where they can be pierced by a fork, but they still are a bit hard in the center and they are golden colored. Sprinkle with sugar, cinnamon and chili flakes, and keep cooking, stirring constantly, until they are fragrant, glazed with a thick syrup and are soft through without being mushy.

Serve spooned over the bacon waffles with a drizzle of maple syrup and if you like another sprinkle of Aleppo pepper flakes.


bacon recipe courtesy of: Tigers & Strawberries, Petitchef.com, March 25, 2009
H/T to Bacon Show

Whooooooops ! ! !

Amanda Ware, Kelsey Martinovich, Sarah Murdoch

On live TV, they announced the wrong winner

Self Defense in Chicago....

Woman Shoots 12-Year-Old Boy
Boy Is Charged With Crime, Woman Is Not

Neighbors said an elderly woman was fed up with constant harassment from a 12-year-old boy, so she took a gun and shot the child after he and his friends threw bricks into her home.......

"They threw a brick through her window," neighbor Rafael Ramirez said Wednesday. "I think she gave them as much warning as I think she could."

She called police and they came, but after officers left, the boy came back.
That was when Matthews responded with gunfire.
Read more here

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

"Republican??" Murkowski hires Dem


Seattle political consultant Cathy Allen, mastermind of many a winning Democratic campaign message, has flown to Alaska to help a Republican. She'll advise U.S. Sen. Lisa Murkowski in a longshot write-in campaign for re-election. Murkowski's own party turned her down in Alaska's Senate primary, in favor of Tea Party conservative Joe Miller.See more here

Latest Newsbusted

VOTE NAKED ! ! !

Vote Naked ! ! !
Anything that can be done naked is worth doing. Voting included. Just ask the folks behind the advocacy group, Vote Naked Illinois.On their way to the voting booth???


"Voting is so easy you can literally vote naked in the privacy of your own home," says Kevin Hauswirth, Director of Advertising and Promotions at Roosevelt University, who's helping to promote Vote Naked Illinois. NBC is reporting


And for the Ladies......
Campaign Naked

Want to see a really nasty city councilwoman?

Oh My Gosh, What a rude person ! ! !

She is the focus of an Ethics Panel.

"Americans for Job Security" answer Etridge.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Union "Astroturfing" on Oct 2nd



On October 2nd, the NAACP and national labor unions will give tens of thousands of people free bus rides, free lunches,
free T-shirts and free Metro farecards
as inducements to attend the One Nation Working Together rally being organized by a coalition of radical leftist organizations at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C.

The Service Employees International Union (SEIU) has promised to give free bus rides from major metropolitan areas within twelve hours of D.C. The United Steelworkers are also busing in demonstrators from across the Northeast.

Who is Sheik Kifah Mustapha?

FBI Escorts Known Hamas Operative Through Top-Secret National Counterterrorism Center as “Outreach” to Muslim Community


Sheik Kifah Mustapha, who runs the Mosque Foundation in Bridgeview, asked some of the most pointed questions during the six week FBI Citizens' Academy and trip to Washington. He pushed agents to fully explain everything from the bureau's use of deadly force policy to racial and ethnic profiling. "I saw a very interesting side of what the FBI does and I wanted to know more," Sheik Mustapha explained after returning from D.C. He hopes the FBI's outreach runs deeper than positive public relations.

Rev. Perryman knows where Racism has had a home.


Rev. Perryman at The Beverly Hills Tea Party: "They may proclaim that the Tea Party is racist, while they ignore the fact that unlike the Democratic Party, the Tea Party never formed terrorist organizations, they never fought integration, they never supported segregation, they never bombed black churches, they never burned black communities, then they never tried to hide a racist past. "
H/T Breitbart

History of the Democrats and the KKK

Calypso Louis meets Mad Mahmoud


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad shared a hush-hush meal with Nation of Islam's Louis Farrakhan and members of the New Black Panther Party on Tuesday at the Warwick Hotel on West 54th Street.

The meeting took place in a banquet room, where the "leaders" presumably exchanged theories on what's wrong with the world and how to blame the Jewish people.
Ahmadinejad has said in the past...Israel as a "fake regime" that "must be wiped off the map." He has termed Zionists "the most detested people in all humanity" and called the extermination of six million Jews during World War II "a myth," claiming that Jews have played up Nazi atrocities during the Holocaust in a bid to extort sympathy for Israel from European governments.


Farrakhan's bigoted and anti-Semitic rhetoric has included statements calling whites "blue eyed devils" and Jews "bloodsuckers"....He also repeated many of his past accusations about Jewish involvement in the transatlantic slave trade, Jewish exploitation of Black labor in the cotton trade, and Jewish control over government, finance and entertainment.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Funny Politics - (Socialism Spoof) Social Life Board Game Commercial

Hank Johnson, 10 Reasons.

Another episode of Shameless Plugging ! ! !

A little run down of
The Other McCain's Rule 5

GS's GF remembers the Civil War

Paco brought us Peggy Lee

Dustbury Gives us Doris Day
Proof positive Vintage Lamour

Can You ever go wrong with a good rifle?
Theo Spark reminds us that you "Squeeze" a trigger

E-Bra



The Amazing E-Bra
Yes ! ! ! You too can buy it here.
Not only is it a dependable support device,
it is a breathing apparatus in a disaster ! ! !
"The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow,"
See article here

A little Mind-Numbed Video Praising women.


Dem's just like a good laugh, Congressman Boehner.

How else can you explain
Rep. Hank Johnson
or
Rep. Alan Grayson

Friday, September 24, 2010

Zo Offends

AlfonZo Rachel aka ZoNation
Zo has a video that has been listed as offensive on Youtube.com.
Don't watch if you are offended by bible burning.

A thought on Capitalism from Reason

Christine O'Donnell Clears The Air

Long Clip, if you have time.

"I am from the government and I am here to help"

OH MY ! ! ! He is growing too much food!!!
Stop him before he feeds his friends ! ! "

Republican Senators go on offense

Latest Newsbusted

Steven Crowder and RedEye talks about Abstinence


See his article here

The latest Obama gaffe came Monday during a trip to Philadelphia when, according to the Associated Press, “he picked up four apples from a fruit stand,” for which he handed the vendor the princely sum of $1.

Peter Roff over at US News points out some Media Bias

Interesting Political Ad

HotAir doesn't seem to give Joel Demos a big chance, but they like him and his ad

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Oksana Grigorieva wants Mel's $$$$

"As far as the tapes go, I only played one to my lawyer, because on march 15 Michelle proposed on ur behalf not a very generous gift for our daughter and there was nothing for me (sic)", Oksana wrote in an email according to sources.The comments refer to reports that Gibson has allegedly offered very little in support to Grigorieva and their child in the current custody battle, however, the 40-year-old went on in the email to say, "My lowers also told me that Tom Hansen (one of Mel's lawyers) said I wouldn get a penny (sic)"

Contactmusic is reporting that Oksana Grigorieva sent the above email to Mel. It seems to lend credence to the suggestion that Grigorieva is using the tapes to extort money from Gibson, according to the article.

FiorinaAd... Slams Boxer Arrogance

A Nasty Expose of some Chrysler workers....

I know that they were not representative of all Chrysler workers, but it sure looks bad to American Taxpayers.
It does make you wonder if you can find out if your car was made before lunch or after "lunch".

A guest posting by Geoff

I know many readers enjoyed the guest pieces by Geoff.
Here is his latest

"Exit Strategy and Wold War 2"

1941......Fire side chat with President Obama

"My fellow Americans....in order to maintain the peace, I have decided to sign an economic concordat with the Japanese Empire. This I hope will facilitate a withdrawal from China.

From our extensive profits accrued from trade, I will be able to balance the budget and declare peace in our time.
We shall export grain, scrap metal, oil and 100 P-40 Fighters as a sign of good faith.
I address the opposition who accuse our allies of opium smuggling and mass murder. Vice President Biden has assured me that this all propaganda foisted on the citizenry by warmongers on both sides of the aisle.
I shall not tolerate those people blocking my "Non-Aggression Pact and Trade Deal " with Germany and Italy. I denounce France and Britain for denying the very fair terms offered by the Reich Chancellor Hitler. I denounce both for occupying land settled by people of color and expecting them to fight a phony crusade. I shall not support nor aid their imperialism!".The British policy in India and Ireland is no different than the evils perpetrated by Soviet Russia. I call on Comrade Stalin to make peace and save lives, being taken needlessly. I would also like to announce that the Ambassadors to Britain, France and Russia have been detained for war crimes.

Address to Congress.....Dec. 23rd 1942
"Now I hear protests due to the Pearl Harbor incident, but that was due to our not respecting Japanese economic needs and they were driven to desperation. I apologize to Japan and am looking forward to a new era of cooperation. I hope for the same peace granted to Germany and Russia in 1939. Poland was destroyed due to its hubris and Imperialism. We should take note and learn. Due to Poland's arrogance, they have forced the German's, our friends to invade I hereby support Germany in their battle against Soviet repression of minorities. My hope is that all the warring nations will see the advantages of peace and create a new "League of Nations" in order to respect the "New World Order" I further denounce the rumors of Concentration Camps. They serve as education centers and summer camps for German youth.
]In the name of peace I have dispatched Charles Lindbergh to Germany to cement our mutual commitment to peace.
In the name of peace and further cooperation, I have turned over the Philippines to Japan and support their freeing the long suffering people of French Indo-China and British controlled Thailand.
To aid the Germans in their crusade, I have instructed our patriotic corporations and Farmers to aid the Germans by sending grains, cereals, oil, scrap, winter clothing, trucks and other war materials.

A different view of a "Redneck......

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'


You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if
: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'


You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when
someone prays.


You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.


You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.


You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a redneck if
: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.


You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Why are we being targeted???

I thought we wouldn't be targeted anymore.
Our President raised our standing in the Middle East, didn't he??

Remember which party judges you by the color of your skin.....

Southern California Dem Gets her hood on.
Rep. Loretta Sanchez doesn't like the Vietnamese people?
I guess they don't have a right to representation?
Van Tran, the immigrant, is anti-immigration?

H/T Breitbart

Thoughts on Obamacare.....

FREE SEX, FREE SEX, FREE SEX ! ! !

Totally apocryphal banderole
Shania Twain, Jodie Foster and Gwyneth Paltrow
have nothing to do with this post.
I have no idea who Gemma Merna is.


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Brett Bacon for NH State Rep......MMMMMM. Bacon ! ! ! !

MMMMMM. Bacon ! ! ! !

I don't know much about this guy, but I saw this pic.
Look at his name, and then a strip of bacon under his name.
This is not an endorsement, but I am betting if I knew him, I might.
He did sign an anti-tax pledge with the New Hampshire Americans for Prosperity.
He is identified as a Tea Party Candidate by Fosters Newspaper
The DailyMe says Republican Brett Bacon, 51, of 5 Clearwater Drive, said he is concerned by two things he said have been happening in the Legislature -- increasing taxes, and "frivolous and wasteful laws."
If he wins, will New Hampshire look like this???

Virtucon asks.....Who Are The Team Players Again?

Va Virtucon writes......
The media is making much about a supposed “civil war” within the Republican Party.
They have an explanation...........

.............when moderates / the establishment lose, they behave like sore losers and take actions to hurt the party. When conservatives lose, they accept it and get behind the candidate that the voters selected. I don’t ever want to hear another moderate complain that conservatives are hurting the party and aren’t team players.

Don't Forget Dede Scozzafava

Union uses non-union workers to protest???

Hypocrisy rears its head at Demo.
Daily Show Skewers Union
Minimum wage, no benefits, 3-days per week. The union is nailed mis-treating the "temp workers" they hire to protest on behalf of their own members.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Working Stiffed
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Jason Mattera attempts to Interview Medical Czar


It's been three months now since his recess appointment, and still no word from the new CMS director, Donal Berwick. In fact, Berwick hasn't granted any interviews, refuses to testify before Congress, and doesn't take any questions at public events.

To put this in perspective, Donald Berwick oversees the healthcare spending for one-in-three Americans and, as the New York Times put it, "has a budget bigger than the Pentagon's."

See more on Jason here

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Fishersville Mike Joins Axis Of Fedora

Well I guess Fishy Mike
was only off on the timing.
Mike was a journalist in his younger years.
I didn't know he was also a model for the website.


One of my earliest memories as a police officer.....
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam

Blessed art Thou, Lord our God, King of the universe

Fishy Story from Fishy Mike.

Fishersville Mike said that he was joining the Fedora Axis, and to look at The Other McCain at 7:30. I looked and all I found was Jesse Jackson Jr.'s Girlfriend, Giovana Huidobro

He is a complete idiot, but..........

The controversial Florida pastor who threatened to burn Korans on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is expected to be billed at least $200,000 by the city of Gainesville for costs associated with the stunt.

Pastor Terry Jones vowed to fight the security bill in court and said he plans to move his church to Tampa because of what he called a lack of support in Gainesville.

Did he ask for the security? If he did, then bill him.
If he didn't ask, then you wonder what the government's goal is?

This is a joke, right?


If she approved this ad, then she can't be even a little bit serious.

Lobbyists, Press, and Dems Colluding ????

John-david Morgan, a lobbyist and spokesman for the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) Local 1, was caught on tape bragging about how his union works with local news outlets to push stories that make Republican Gubernatorial candidate Scott Walker look bad.

See more here and here

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Hypocrisy at "Stop the Hate" Rally.

Breitbart called "Homosexual"
Did they mean that as a pejorative?
Foundingbloggers.com has this clip of Andrew Breitbart

Latest Newsbusted

Harry calls Kirsten Gillibrand "The Hottest Member"

Is Harry Out of Touch?

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid had an unusual form of praise for New York's junior senator, Kirsten Gillibrand, this morning at the fundraiser Mayor Bloomberg hosted for him at his townhouse - referring to her as "the hottest member" as she sat just a few feet away, according to three sources.

Kirsten Gillibrand
Bill agrees with Harry
I am going to replace Monica
Hillary Agrees