Our Borders are Not Secure ! ! !

GO, MICHELLE, GO !!!

Poor Poor Pitiful Linda Ronstadt.

She is like a typical Dem,
She forgot to read the bill

Linda Ronstadt, the Tucson native will be "lending her voice" to a lawsuit being filed by Latino groups, challenging the bill which, she erroneously believes, will allow authorities to question anyone they even suspect of being in the United States illegally.

It says................
For any lawful contact made by a law enforcement official or a law enforcement agency of this state or a law enforcement official or a law enforcement agency of a county, city, town or other political subdivision of this state where reasonable suspicion exists that the person is an alien who is unlawfully present in the United States, a reasonable attempt shall be made, when practicable, to determine the immigration status of the person, except if the determination may hinder or obstruct an investigation.

Search for the Holy Grail will continue next year

Who does she represent?

"I’ve gotten 90,000 emails and faxes on the health care bill and over 85,000 of them are against it. After all the debate we’ve had, I can’t believe so many people still don’t get it!” is attributed to Sen. Dianne Feinstein. I checked Snopes.

It is all over the blogosphere that while speaking on health care on Monday, April 12, she made the above absurd statement.

94% of the people who wrote to her were against the bill, and SHE STILL VOTED FOR IT ! !

Who does she represent?

Rear Admiral Flummoxed by Question

"And, I don’t imagine, given the professionalism of our partner, BP, and ... maybe partner was ... let me back up."-Rear Admiral Sally Brice O'Hare

Reason's "Nanny of the Month"

Protecting you from you,
one regulation at a time

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"BOYCOTT ARIZONA ICE TEA ! ! ! " HAHAHA

"How Freakin' Stupid !!!"
The bright lights of the left,
that are organizing boycotts of Arizona,
are including a target in NY.

Arizona’s controversial new immigration law has activists and politicians calling for a boycott of the state’s products according to National Post
In their zeal to stick it to the state, people are now refusing to buy Arizona Iced Tea. Despite the name, boycotters are overlooking one key fact: the company is actually based in New York.

Geniuses are lining up in the NY Daily News with comments like ...
"Dear Arizona: If you don't change your immigration policy, I will have to stop drinking your enjoyable brand of iced tea," Twittered Jody Beth in Los Angeles.

"It is the drink of fascists," wrote Travis Nichols in Chicago.

Heaven or Hell?

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in n heaven," says the
senator.
"I'm sorry,but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him,
shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while
getting rich at the expense of the people

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.
Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would
never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but
I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here
and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and
caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now
there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning.. .

Today you voted."

"I think at a certain point you have made enough money"

How much is enough Mr. President?

How much is enough Mr. President?
Ask Ben Affleck, Alan Alda, Jon Bon Jovi, how much is enough.
How about Warren Buffett?
Or how about Ken Albrecht, Herbert Allison, Arthur Blank, Ken Chennault, Peter Chernin, or the other CEO's or actors that donated to your campaign?
Or how about yourself? $5,505,409 Is that enough?

Looks Like Rahn Emmanuel has more integrity than Charlie Crist.

Over at the Atlantic magazine, Marc Ambinder blogged,
Charlie Crist, soon to be independent Senate candidate from Florida, tried to reach White House chief of staff Emanuel through intermediates. WH refuses to take the call.
We now know that Charlie Crist did lie on National TV, when he said he wouldn't run as an independent. Well Charlie was trying to pull a Specter, and look for Democrat support for his Benedict Arnold imitation.
H/T to Paul Soupiset for pic. Click here to see more of his work

GREAT HEADLINE ! ! !

Illegal immigrants plan to leave over Ariz. law

I think the law works

An estimated 100,000 illegal immigrants have left Arizona in the past two years as it cracked down on illegal immigration and its economy was especially hard hit by the Great Recession. A Department of Homeland Security report on illegal immigrants estimates Arizona's illegal immigrant population peaked in 2008 at 560,000, and a year later dipped to 460,000.

The law's supporters hope the departure of illegal immigrants will help dismantle part of the underground economy here and create jobs for thousands of legal residents in a state with a 9.6 percent unemployment rate.
H/T Hotair

Happy 70thBirthday

Glenn Miller and his Orchestra recorded "Pennsylvania 6-5000" 70 years ago today.
It was the telephone number of a hotel across the street from Penn Station in NYC.

Toilet Clogged? Have A Secret Hint?

A Little DIY Help stolen from AOL

Here are some tips if you're the one on clog duty:

• For your first strategy, if the bowl is not already full, try pouring hot water into it, about a gallon or two. Pour it in as quickly as you can without splashing. This will help break up the stuff in the toilet to help you with plunging later on, and it just might unclog it then and there.

• If that doesn't do the trick, try pouring in a mixture of one cup baking soda and one cup vinegar into the bowl. This is a strategy used to unclog blocked drains, as well. However, it will not be effective if the bowl is already full.

• Next, if success has still not arrived, try the boiling water and dish soap strategy. Pour about 1/4 cup of dish detergent in the bowl and boil some water in the kettle. When the water is boiling hot, pour it slowly into the bowl without splashing yourself.

• Still no luck? It might be time to try a plunger. Of course, this could also be your first line of defense. Use a good-quality plunger with a flange. The flange is the narrow part of the plunger below the cup. If you've got a cheap and flimsy plunger, make it your goal to replace it with a sturdy and high quality plunger as soon as possible.

(Left) This plunger may not have a flange, but we couldn't resist; it's so stylish! Bobby Berk Home.

(Right) This Brasscraft Heavy Duty Plunger is more like it; the flange at the base helps suction effectively. The Home Depot

• Run hot water over the plunger flange to soften it up. To do good plunging, you need a good seal between the bottom of the plunger and the bottom of the toilet bowl. A softened plunger flange will seal better than a stiff one.

• After you insert the plunger into the bowl and get a good seal, don't just pump it up and down with fury. Rather, slowly push the plunger down, then pop it up quickly. Why? The reason is that your clog is likely at the very beginning of the narrow channel the waste travels to get into the sewage system. By pumping your plunger, you may be simply compacting the blockage a little further into the channel. By popping it out, the suction will likely pull the clog free, and then it can be flushed away normally.

• If plunging fails, as it sometimes does, you can use what's called a closet auger. This is kind of like a snake that a professional plumber might use, but in this case you never receive the $150 bill in the mail. A closet auger is a cable with a wide end on it that you will use to push the clog through the channel. There is a protective sheath on the cable housing so you don't scratch your porcelain toilet bowl.

If all else fails, and you're out of tricks? Swallow your pride and call the plumber.
And I have absolutely NO IDEA why I added this.

Who's Going Home???

Who's leaving American Idol 9 in 6th place?
Selection		Votes
Aaron Kelly	23%	1,061
Casey James	4%	205
Crystal Bowersox	3%	155
Lee DeWyze	4%	184
Michael Lynche	50%	2,320
Siobhan Magnus	16%	756
4,681 votes total

Fishy Mike says the inside scoop is Siobhan

Charlie Crist: Trust Me ! ! !

Did The Man LIE on National TV ???

Republican Florida Governor Charlie Crist has decided he will run as an independent in the race to fill the Florida U.S. Senate seat, Crist allies tell Fox News.
His campaign and the governor's office have not officially confirmed anything, however this move by Crist has made internal communications difficult because some staff are unlikely to continue to work with Crist as an independent candidate.

Labour Mimics Democrats

Like Bill "Fetch Me Coffee" Clinton,
Like Harry "Negro Dialect" Reid,
Like Robert "Klansman" Byrd,Britain's Gordon Brown calls others bigoted,
and then clearly displays his own bigotry

Her Response........

Bill Ayers and A Lady Friend...........

Remembering a Sixties Terrorist
By Donna Ron

Caution some bad language and adult topic

Bill Ayers’ apartment was around the corner and a half a block away from the sorority house. The more time I spent there, the more out of place I felt with my sisters. Sometimes I would stop by just to keep from having to go back to a place I had begun to think of as boring. I guess it was one of those evenings -- maybe on the way back from the library, maybe just to get out of the sorority house, I don’t remember exactly. What I do recall is that when I was getting ready to leave Ayers told me I couldn’t go until I slept with his roommate and his brother. At this point Bill and I had slept together just once. I was sexually inexperienced, having had only one serious boyfriend with whom I had recently broken up.

At first I thought Ayers was joking. I got up; and went to the door. He moved quickly to block me at the doorway. He locked the door and put the chain on it. I went to the couch and sat down and told him that I had no intention of having sex with his roommate and his brother or him. He said that I had no choice but to do as he said if I wanted to get out of there. He claimed that I wouldn’t sleep with his married roommate because he was black -- that I was a bigot. I had gone to school with black kids and had them as friends all my life. I couldn’t believe he was saying that to me

I felt trapped. I had to get out of the situation I was in and because he was so effective a guilt-tripper, I also felt I had to prove to him that I wasn’t a bigot. I got up from the couch and walked over to the black roommate’s bed and put myself on it and he fucked me. I went totally out of my body. I floated beside myself on the outside and above the bed looking at this black stranger fuck me angrily while I hated myself.

H/T The Other McCain

Social Security was going broke from Day 1

April 27,1937..
Social Security Pays Out

Ida May Fuller

73 years ago today, the first Social Security check was sent out to retired Cleveland motorman named Ernest Ackerman, who retired one day after the Social Security program began. During his one day of participation in the program, a nickel was withheld from Mr. Ackerman's pay for Social Security, and, upon retiring, he received a lump-sum payment of 17 cents. Nice rate of return.

Payment of monthly Social Security benefits began in January 1940, and were authorized not only for aged retired workers but for their aged wives or widows, children under age 18, and surviving aged parents.

On January 31, 1940, the first monthly retirement check was issued to Ida May Fuller of Ludlow, Vermont, in the amount of $22.54. Miss Fuller, a Legal Secretary, retired in November 1939. She started collecting benefits in January 1940 at age 65 and lived to be 100 years old, dying in 1975.
Ida May Fuller worked for three years under the Social Security program. The accumulated taxes on her salary during those three years was a total of $24.75. Her initial monthly check was $22.54. During her lifetime she collected a total of $22,888.92 in Social Security benefits.

"Bible Thumpin’ Gun Totin’ Capitalist Pig"

Barack and Michelle's Excellent Adventure

Heading Out West For A Good Laugh

Republicans poked fun at President Barack Obama's "Main Street tour" on Tuesday, pointing to the high unemployment rates in the states he's visiting. The Republican National Committee (RNC) mocked Obama's trips to Illinois, Iowa, and Missouri, calling it the "jobless tour," and highlighting companies in each state which have claimed adverse effects from the president's healthcare law, as well as the increases in the unemployment rates in those states.
H/T Breitbart

BAN THE HAPPY MEAL ! ! !

California County Wants to Ban Happy Meals

Ban the Beanie Babies ! ! ! They are high in calories.

Ken Yeager, a Santa Clara County,California supervisor who is behind the effort to ban Happy Meals, says the toys in kids' meals are contributing to America's obesity epidemic by encouraging children to eat unhealthful, fattening foods.

"People ask why I want to take toys out of the hands of children," said Yeager, who is president of the Santa Clara County Board of Supervisors. "But we now know that 70% of the kids that are overweight or obese will be overweight or obese as adults. Why would we want to burden anybody with a lifetime of chronic illness?"

See the full LATimes Story hereMaybe California Pols Should Ban PORK first, so they can balance their budget.

Marine's Ad didn't dot the i's or cross the t's

He was asked by USMC to replace ad.
'Vaughn, you need to refrain from using this information if you're not going to put a disclaimer on it,' " Ward said.
Ward is a Marine major won a Bronze Star with Combat V for valor for leading a Marine company in Iraq from April to October 2006.

Vaughn Ward was told he didn't follow all the rules. He had to put a disclaimer on the ad.
See the full story here.
If you want to give him a hand, click here

Molly Ringwald is now an Author

"Getting the Pretty Back: Friendship, Family and Finding the Perfect Lipstick" is a new book by Molly Ringwald.
It aims to speak to other Gen X women about style, entertainment and parenting, as well as to reveal more about herself.
"There are so many people who have grown up with me that are sort of in this similar situation," she said. "That inspired me."

VaRight posted a letter; Prove It.

National Tea Party Federation
Wrote to the
Congressional Black Caucus.......

Dear Chairwoman Lee,
The National Tea Party Federation (the “Federation”) is comprised of approximately
seventy-five local and national tea party groups, which collectively represent over 500,000 individual members.
The Federation was formed primarily to create a unified message and media response amongst key leadership and their affiliates. The Federation does not and will not tolerate any form of racism, violence or hate speech; in fact, its charter expressly rejects the same, and its membership rules specifically require that each member and its leadership comport themselves accordingly.
It will not surprise you, therefore, that we treat each and every allegation of racism lodged against the Tea Party with the utmost concern, which is the reason we write you today........

Unfortunately, despite weeks of searching, we have been unable to find any evidence corroborating Mr. Lewis’ and Mr. Carson's allegations. We therefore turn to you, and respectfully request that you provide us with any and all evidence
–
video, audio, interviews, first-hand accounts, etc.
–
of the N-word being hurled against your members (or anyone else) during the Rally................
See the full letter here

Is this a Tea Party? There is political violence......

Where are President Obama, Former President Clinton,
and others to decry the violence?

Politics as Usual in Obama Admin

"It will be up to each of you to make sure that the young people, African Americans, Latinos, and women, who powered our victory in 2008 stand together once again."-President Obama



Paraphrased......
"No need for you people who have been voting, who stay informed, who participate to come out and vote. We don't need people who know what we are doing, to come out and vote. We want people who didnt pay attention for most of their adult lives, to continue to do that and just vote for us"

Anti-Semetism Alive and Well in the Obama Administration

National Security Adviser,
General James Jones told this "joke"

A Taliban militant gets lost and is wandering around the desert looking for water. He finally arrives at a store run by a Jew and asks for water. The Jewish vendor tells him he doesn’t have any water but can gladly sell him a tie. The Taliban, the jokes goes on, begins to curse and yell at the Jewish store owner. The Jew, unmoved, offers the rude militant an idea: Beyond the hill, there is a restaurant; they can sell you water. The Taliban keeps cursing and finally leaves toward the hill. An hour later he’s back at the tie store. He walks in and tells the merchant: “Your brother tells me I need a tie to get into the restaurant.“
See his full speech on CSPAN here

Is This the Obama Admin's Picture of Judaism?

Foul Language, Bad Attitudes, NSFW, Rude

Redstate wants you to know about those peaceful tolerant lefties....

Help out a blogger today. The Blogger you save, might be yourself.

Geraldo Misrepresents Law in Arizona.

They are not stopping people randomly. They are not stopping people because "they look Latino".
They are investigating criminal behavior. People who are arrested for other offenses, are always asked for identification. If that identification proves that they are not citizens, should we ignore that fact?
If a tractor trailer is filled with people, should the police ignore that?

We could be doing so much more. Many illegal aliens are using some other person's Social Security number. The Social Security Administration has the work places of thousands of people who are the victims of identity theft, and the criminals who are illegally using their social security number. Send a cop to each location and ask for ID. Lock up the guy who is using the fake ID. If he/she is not a citizen, put them on a bus heading to Mexico City.

Another Episode of ............"SHAMELESS PLUGGING" ! ! ! !

Another Rule 5 Sunday
From The Other McCain

Get into the Sunday Swing with Pirate's Cove

Paco seems to have the best dancers. Here is Rita

Proof Positive has the Vintage Babe of Week

If You Want Peace aka Si Vis Pacem Brings us Jeanie aka Bearbara Eden
The Washington Rebel made it to the Library

GOOOOOAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Obama's Terrorist Buddy, Bill Ayers, tries to re-write history

"We never threatened to kill people,
we never killed people."
What a great big pile of Yak Manure.He also said in the past....''Kill all the rich people.
Break up their cars and apartments.
Bring the revolution home,
kill your parents,
that's where it's really at ''

I guess Sgt.Brian V. McDonnell didn't actually die?

I guess they really didn't try to kill Judge Murtagh?

And when Bernadine Dohn said,
"We've known that our job is to lead white kids into armed revolution.
We never intended to spend the next five to twenty-five years of our lives in jail. Ever since SDS became revolutionary, we've been trying to show how it is possible to overcome frustration and impotence that comes from trying to reform this system.
Kids know the lines are drawn: revolution is touching all of our lives.
Tens of thousands have learned that protest and marches don't do it. Revolutionary violence is the only way."
She knew that armed revolution would never lead to the loss of life, right?

Journey's Bitter Pill

It passed, thanks
to some good old fashioned bribery
and arm twisting.

The Journey links to a lesson in Buyer's Remorse