1) The White House is expecting “unexpectedly” bad unemployment numbers.
2) In preparation for that, Larry Summers is blaming the numbers on the February blizzards.
3) Al Gore explained over the weekend that global warming causes an increase in water vapor and, therefore, more blizzards.
4) Ergo, global warming is to blame for the about-to-be-released unemployment figures.
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