I first thought this was "THE ONION"................
A sexist gorilla has been evicted from the Dallas zoo and must now take a turn on the couch for therapy.
Patrick apparently sneered at female gorillas and also bit one of them.
The ape has already been kicked out of two zoos and was brought to the Dallas Zoo to change his ways. Patrick doesn’t have problems with humans, but when he comes to his fellow gorillas, he is apparently sexist.
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