Saturday, January 1, 2011

Why Does Chuck Norris Sleep With a Night Light?

Chuck Does Some Czech Ads

Why Does Chuck Norris Sleep With a Night Light? He is not afraid of the dark. The Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
See more ads here