Thursday, September 2, 2010

Chuck Norris "Triggers" some Action ! ! !




Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.