Wednesday, February 17, 2010

TSA Adds More Rules

Get Swabbed

To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this:
"Put your palms forward, please."

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers' hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

"Did you pack your own luggage?"
"Have you left it unintended?"
"Take off your shoes"

Since The Panty Bomber, there will be new orders...